alumni@wise:~$ ssh reunion.wise.alumni
connection established · borderless mode

alumni@wise:~$ register --now
guest@beyond:~$
alumni@wise:~$
seen@wise 2011–2026
the truth is out there

Pigeons
Aren't
Real

A Wise alumni gathering. Officially: a summer picnic. Unofficially: a briefing.

The clever new way to
see your old colleagues

Traditional reunions hide their fees in awkward small talk. We show you the real rate up front: one evening, one karaoke machine, zero standups.

You bring
1 story
They get
40 people
Our fee
€0.00

Rate locked until . No hidden charges. Nostalgia converted at the mid-market rate.

Move your Friday abroad.
Destination: Kai 5.

The clever new way to meet the people you used to sit next to.

MethodHidden costYou actually get
Traditional reunion4 rescheduled datesA group chat that dies
"We should catch up sometime"3 yearsNothing
Wise Alumni0.5% + one storyEveryone, at once

As featured in: the office kitchen · that one Slack channel · your leaving card

Info

When

Where

What's happening

The clock is running

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Register

Shown on the wall below.

Never shown on the site. Used only to reach you about this one evening.

Shown on the wall below, next to your name.

0/200

Who's coming

Nobody has left a message yet. Be the first — it's less awkward than it sounds.

./bingo

Play at the reunion. Mark what you witness. Disputes settled downstairs, by whoever is holding the microphone.